February 2012
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Watchpalisade:
Middle aged men explain why middle aged men know more about women’s health than women.
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“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime....”
– ― Chuck Klosterman, Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story
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I just want to photoshop cat heads on to the GOP presidential candidate’s bodies.
Gender-neutral housing comes to Towson! Just got the email. Too bad I’m not there anymore to partake. Good work, Tigers.
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“No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...”
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
Prairie Home Companion is such a waste of public radio.
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Dan Tims, on Nicolas Cage pt. 2
Daniel: There's very little he hasn't done. He was on a jog one day and he saw a car jump off the road and hit a tree. And at that exact moment, a time vortex opened up. and who comes through but Suleiman the Magnificent who looks at the wrecked car and immediately starts laughing. And Nick Cage says "Well," "I guess one man's crash is an Ottoman's pleasure!"
Dan Tims, on Nicolas Cage
Daniel: he has been around the block. did you know he's big into amateur birdwatching
Me: no way, for real?
Daniel: yeah every year he tries to make an appearance at a major conference somewhere. he was researching possibilities and he found this one expo in a city called Dove. but ironically the conference is about Owls. which are his favorite. but as he was reading some reviews, everyone was saying don't go, not worth it, big waste of time. So Nick Cage said "Well," "I guess Owls Fair in Dove's a bore!"
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Everyone stop posting Valentine’s Day stuff and get back to work.
“Let’s open this fucking pit up.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
