Denny’s sent me mail and my life is forever complete.
(Source: floozys)
has there ever been a more relevant cake?
that time you come home from seeing a movie with your favorite guy you used to have feelings for and you find out the other guy you currently have feelings - but are working on getting over’s - overseas nonexisitent girlfriend - who you hate but know you shouldn’t - is actually coming back for two weeks on wednesday and then you have a minor panic attack that you’ll be alone for ever and you contemplate freaking both her and the guy out by asking to grab coffee with her to “talk” and draft that email then delete it for the 28th time, and you pull up all your thought catalog are self-help articles about how not to hold a grudge and how to be happy then you send another guy a bunch of text message feels because like, you feel the ALONEST, then you get on tumblr and watch a video of matthew edwards doing a saturday night drunk dance on a wednesday night and you know it’s all gonna be okay.
You know that thing when you just immediately know that you’re really going to regret what you just did later.
okay it’s settled im moving to philly.
downton abbey in the streets, game of thrones in the sheets
A slide from a recent “Dress for Success” presentation given at the Defense Intelligence Agency. The presentation recommended that women dress conservatively, but that they not take a “Plain Jane” approach to makeup.
“Even smart people do dumb things sometimes,” the DIA director said, in an email to employees apologizing for the training.
FUCK THIS.
True Denny’s fans take pictures in front of every diner they come across.
that time heather and i became tumblr famous because of our love for denny’s
me all the time.
